I try, you succeed

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A way to say you're a loser who gave it a shot and the other person is a total winner who didn't even break a sweat.

I tried to pass the test. You aced it. Classic I try, you succeed.

I tried to cook dinner. You ate it like it was a five-star meal.

I tried to ask her out. You got her number. Pathetic.

When one person is just plain lazy and the other person is a freakin' machine.

I tried to run a mile. You ran a marathon. What even is life?

I tried to clean my room. You made it a home. I’m just a mess.

I tried to text her. You asked her to move in. You’re a monster.

A phrase that means you're just plain dumb and the other person is super smart and probably has a degree.

I tried to solve the math problem. You solved it in your head. I need a calculator and a dictionary.

I tried to fix my car. You fixed it with a screwdriver and a curse. I'm just cursed.

I tried to win the game. You won it while I was still learning the rules.

When you’re just a mess and the other person is a total boss who never even flinched.

I tried to get dressed. You looked like a million bucks. I looked like a hot mess.

I tried to talk to my crush. You got her number. I just got a punch to the gut.

I tried to finish my homework. You finished yours and yours and yours. I’m just a ghost.

A way to tell someone they’re just a weakling and the other is a total beast who doesn’t even break a sweat.

I tried to lift the weights. You lifted them like they were feathers. I’m just a weakling.

I tried to win the argument. You won it while I was still talking. I'm just a punchline.

I tried to finish the race. You finished it and started a new one. I’m just a slowpoke.