I told u I was hardcore
A guy who lives in his mom's basement and eats expired pizza called himself hardcore. He then proceeded to die in a Zoom call while yelling at a raccoon.
I told u I was hardcore, bro. This raccoon just laughed at me.
I told u I was hardcore. My mom said I was a disgrace.
I told u I was hardcore. My pizza was more legendary than my death.
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