i throw that - This is a guaranteed way to get someone to choke you or make

This is a guaranteed way to get someone to choke you or make fun of you. It’s like a death sentence, but with more laughter.

'How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of? Just say that in front of your math teacher.'

'How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of? Just say that in front of your dad’s best friend.'

'How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of? Just say that in front of a group of middle schoolers.'