i throw that

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When you say 'I throw that' you're basically saying that thing is so bad it deserves to be tossed in the trash and possibly cursed.

'I throw that outfit, it looks like a raccoon vomited on a neon sign.'

'I throw that idea, it's worse than my ex's dating life.'

'I throw that pizza, it's more soggy than my grandma's sob story.'

This is a cheeky way of asking if you’re ready for a full-on ass shake or a potential love connection.

'I throw my ass back, will you catch it or will you just stare at me like I’m a bad decision?'

'I throw my ass back in the club and hope you catch it before I get too distracted by the DJ.'

'I throw my ass back, and if you don’t catch it, I’m gonna go have sex with the bartender.'

A promise that you will spin like a drunk disco ball, and if you don’t, you’re a bad friend.

'You spin for me, I’ll spin for you, or I’ll spin you into the next century.'

'You spin for me, I’ll spin for you, or I’ll spin you like a broken washing machine.'

'You spin for me, I’ll spin for you, or I’ll spin you into the sunset and never let you come back.'

When you want to take someone down a peg by literally throwing your box on them, like they're a punching bag.

'I wanna throw my box on him, he’s more annoying than my cousin’s pet goldfish.'

'I wanna throw my box on him, he talked about his vacation like it was the most interesting thing ever.'

'I wanna throw my box on him, he’s the reason my coffee tasted like regret.'

This is the ultimate comeback. It means you’re not just talking, you’re living your best life and you’re ready to make someone’s life a misery.

'I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. That’s the best comeback in the history of time.'

'I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up like you just insulted my entire family.'

'I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up so hard I got a new hairstyle.'

This is a guaranteed way to get someone to choke you or make fun of you. It’s like a death sentence, but with more laughter.

'How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of? Just say that in front of your math teacher.'

'How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of? Just say that in front of your dad’s best friend.'

'How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of? Just say that in front of a group of middle schoolers.'

This is a girl who’s not perfect, but she’s the kind of girl who would make you forget your own name if you gave her a chance.

'She’s not a knock-out, but she’s the kind of girl who would make you forget your own name.'

'She’s not a knock-out, but she’s the kind of girl who would make you forget your own name while you’re having sex.'

'She’s not a knock-out, but she’s the kind of girl who would make you forget your own name and your entire life.'