I thought this was a classy party - You say this when you show up to a party and it looks like s

You say this when you show up to a party and it looks like someone dropped a garbage truck in a bakery and then a toddler threw glitter everywhere.

I thought this was a classy party. Now I think I’ve been invited to a glitter war.

I thought this was a classy party. It’s just my friend’s idea of a ‘fancy night’ with a side of chaos.

I thought this was a classy party. Now I’m covered in glitter and I can’t remember why I came.