I thought this was a classy party

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Someone says this when they walk into a party and it looks like a trash fire broke out in a bakery and then a group of raccoons started a conga line.
I thought this was a classy party. Now I think I’ve been invited to a haunted dumpster.
I thought this was a classy party. Turns out it’s just a group of people fighting over who gets the last slice of pizza.
I thought this was a classy party. It’s just my ex and their new best friend arguing about who’s the real villain.
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You say this when you expected a fancy dinner and instead you’re handed a hot dog and a map to the nearest toilet.
I thought this was a classy party. Now I’m eating a hot dog and wondering if I’m dreaming.
I thought this was a classy party. It’s just my cousin’s karaoke night in a hallway.
I thought this was a classy party. Now I think I was tricked into wearing a tuxedo to a pizza party.
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This is what you yell when you show up to a party and it looks like a toddler threw a tantrum in a paint factory.
I thought this was a classy party. Now I think someone took a blender to a disco ball.
I thought this was a classy party. It’s just my mom’s birthday and she brought all her drama friends.
I thought this was a classy party. Now I’m questioning my life choices.
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You say this when you showed up expecting a nice time and instead you got a group of people arguing over who’s the best at dancing.
I thought this was a classy party. Now I think I walked into a dance-off between my uncle and a robot.
I thought this was a classy party. It’s just my friend’s attempt to be cool and it’s failing.
I thought this was a classy party. Now I think I’ve been invited to a reality show.
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This is what you say when you thought you were going to a nice party and it turned out to be a group of people fighting over who’s the most important.
I thought this was a classy party. Now I think I’ve been invited to a soap opera.
I thought this was a classy party. It’s just my aunt’s midlife crisis party.
I thought this was a classy party. Now I’m getting a headache from all the arguing.
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You say this when you show up to a party and it looks like someone dropped a garbage truck in a bakery and then a toddler threw glitter everywhere.
I thought this was a classy party. Now I think I’ve been invited to a glitter war.
I thought this was a classy party. It’s just my friend’s idea of a ‘fancy night’ with a side of chaos.
I thought this was a classy party. Now I’m covered in glitter and I can’t remember why I came.
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