i think we need to talk - This phrase is a red flag so big it's basically a traffic co

This phrase is a red flag so big it's basically a traffic cone. It usually means you're about to get dumped in the most awkward way possible.

I think we need to talk... and I think that means you're breaking up with me.

I think we need to talk... and I think I know why you've been acting weird all week.

I think we need to talk... and I think I'm about to get dumped in the most embarrassing way ever.