i think we need to talk

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This phrase is a death sentence wrapped in a hug. It usually means you're about to get dumped in front of your whole family like a used pizza box.

I think we need to talk... right now... before my mom starts crying.

I think we need to talk... and I mean, like, right here in the middle of the grocery store.

I think we need to talk... and I have a feeling it's not going to be good.

This phrase is a red flag so big it's basically a traffic cone. It usually means you're about to get dumped in the most awkward way possible.

I think we need to talk... and I think that means you're breaking up with me.

I think we need to talk... and I think I know why you've been acting weird all week.

I think we need to talk... and I think I'm about to get dumped in the most embarrassing way ever.

This phrase is like a warning sign that screams 'dumping is coming!' It's usually followed by you getting dumped in the most painful way possible.

I think we need to talk... and I think that means you're done with me.

I think we need to talk... and I think I just got dumped in the middle of my lunch break.

I think we need to talk... and I think I'm about to cry in front of my coworkers.