I think I might have left the blender turned on
The worst lie ever told by a man who probably doesn’t even know what a blender is. It’s like saying you left the toilet seat up when you’re the only one who uses it.
My mom said that when she spilled her coffee on the floor and ran out like it was a fire.
My brother used it to explain why he was late to school.
My dog said it when he ate my homework and tried to run away.