I think I might have left the blender turned on

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The worst lie ever told by a man who probably doesn’t even know what a blender is. It’s like saying you left the toilet seat up when you’re the only one who uses it.
My mom said that when she spilled her coffee on the floor and ran out like it was a fire.
My brother used it to explain why he was late to school.
My dog said it when he ate my homework and tried to run away.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid excuse that smells like smoke and lies. You’re not going outside for a smoke, you’re hiding from your mom because you broke the blender.
My dad said that when he burnt the pizza and didn’t want me to know.
My neighbor said that when his kid broke his phone.
My cousin said that when he tried to eat the blender.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The most embarrassing thing a man can say when he’s being watched by his wife and his dog. It’s like admitting you’ve been eating cereal for dinner every night.
My uncle said that when he spilled soup on his shirt.
My teacher said that when she lost her keys.
My friend said that when he tried to microwave a whole chicken.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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