i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed
a hilarious way to tell a guy his wife is getting more action than a hot dog cart at a baseball game
I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed, and she's still wearing my socks.
You left them on your wife's side of the bed? That means she's still wearing your face.
I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed. She's probably still licking the last one.