i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

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a hilarious way to tell a guy his wife is getting more action than a hot dog cart at a baseball game

I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed, and she's still wearing my socks.

You left them on your wife's side of the bed? That means she's still wearing your face.

I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed. She's probably still licking the last one.

a brutal way to say your wife is using your guy parts like a free buffet

I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed. She's probably still chewing on one.

Left them on your wife's side of the bed? She's got a full-time job there.

I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed. She's still wearing your face and your pants.

a hilarious insult that says your wife is using your junk like a snack bar

I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed. She’s still eating one for breakfast.

Left them on your wife's side of the bed? She’s got a full-time snack bar there.

I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed. She’s still licking the last one like it’s a lollipop.