i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed
a hilarious insult that says your wife is using your junk like a snack bar
I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed. She’s still eating one for breakfast.
Left them on your wife's side of the bed? She’s got a full-time snack bar there.
I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed. She’s still licking the last one like it’s a lollipop.
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