I take debit
What the smelly, raggedy, drunk guy on the corner says when you tell him you're using a debit card instead of cash. He's already got a hangover and a grudge against anything that isn't a beer can.
Guy: 'I take debit?' I said, 'No, I'm using a debit card.' He said, 'You're just making it worse.'
At the gas station, the guy asks for change. I say, 'I take debit.' He glares and says, 'You're not making this easier.'
I walked by the man on the corner. He said, 'I take debit.' I said, 'I'm not even using cash.' He said, 'That's the problem.'