I take debit

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What the smelly, raggedy, drunk guy on the corner says when you tell him you're using a debit card instead of cash. He's already got a hangover and a grudge against anything that isn't a beer can.

Guy: 'I take debit?' I said, 'No, I'm using a debit card.' He said, 'You're just making it worse.'

At the gas station, the guy asks for change. I say, 'I take debit.' He glares and says, 'You're not making this easier.'

I walked by the man on the corner. He said, 'I take debit.' I said, 'I'm not even using cash.' He said, 'That's the problem.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The annoying reply from the guy who thinks you're being a smartass by using a debit card. He’s got a face like a raccoon and a voice like a broken kazoo.

I asked for change. He said, 'I take debit.' I said, 'I'm not even using cash.' He said, 'You're just trying to be cool.'

I told the man I was using a debit card. He said, 'I take debit.' I said, 'That's not cash.' He said, 'You're not cool.'

He said, 'I take debit.' I said, 'You're not even using a card.' He said, 'You're just trying to impress me.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The reply you get when you tell the drunk man who smells like old pizza that you're using a debit card. He thinks you're mocking him and his life choices.

I said, 'I take debit.' He said, 'You're just mocking me.' I said, 'I'm not even using cash.' He said, 'You're making this harder.'

He asked for change. I said, 'I take debit.' He said, 'You're not even trying.' I said, 'I'm using a card.' He said, 'You're making me sad.'

I told him I was using a debit card. He said, 'I take debit.' I said, 'You're not even using a card.' He said, 'You're just mocking me.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago