I take debit
The reply you get when you tell the drunk man who smells like old pizza that you're using a debit card. He thinks you're mocking him and his life choices.
I said, 'I take debit.' He said, 'You're just mocking me.' I said, 'I'm not even using cash.' He said, 'You're making this harder.'
He asked for change. I said, 'I take debit.' He said, 'You're not even trying.' I said, 'I'm using a card.' He said, 'You're making me sad.'
I told him I was using a debit card. He said, 'I take debit.' I said, 'You're not even using a card.' He said, 'You're just mocking me.'