i swing both ways - I'm like a pizza. I like both cheese and pepperoni. Sometime

I'm like a pizza. I like both cheese and pepperoni. Sometimes I eat both at the same time. It's glorious.

I told my friend I was bisexual. He said, 'Like a pizza? I'm a cheese-only guy.' I said, 'You're missing out.'

My mom said I was like a pizza. I said, 'I'm a pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni.' She said, 'You're a disaster.'

I dated a guy and a girl at the same time. My friends said I was like a pizza with both toppings. I said, 'I'm a legend.'