i swing both ways

I'm bisexual and I'm not afraid to say it. I've dated guys and girls. I've even dated a guy and a girl at the same time. It was messy.

At the club, I hit on a guy and then a girl. Both said yes. Now I have two people to deal with. Great.

My ex said I was a 'walking disaster.' I said, 'Thanks, I'm flattered.'

I told my friend I was bisexual. He said, 'Like a pizza? I'm a cheese-only guy.' I said, 'You're missing out.'

My mom said I was like a pizza. I said, 'I'm a pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni.' She said, 'You're a disaster.'

I dated a guy and a girl at the same time. My friends said I was like a pizza with both toppings. I said, 'I'm a legend.'

I told my crush I was bisexual. He said, 'I'm ugly. You're crazy.' I said, 'I love you.'

I dated a guy who looked like a raccoon. Then I dated a girl who looked like a raccoon. I said, 'I'm a raccoon magnet.'

My friend said I was like a raccoon. I said, 'I'm a raccoon with a heart of gold.' She said, 'You're a raccoon with a heart of raccoon.'