I swear to god - When you say it like you’re about to die and you’re also mad

When you say it like you’re about to die and you’re also mad and you’re not even sure why you’re mad.

'I swear to god, I just got out of a 2-hour meeting and now you're talking about your hair again.'

'I swear to god, if you don't stop talking about your ex I'm gonna start talking about my ex's ex's ex.'

'I swear to god, I'm gonna text my mom and tell her you're being annoying.'