I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods - when someone who doesn't believe in anything at all throws t

when someone who doesn't believe in anything at all throws their whole soul into a promise, just to make sure the truth is on their side.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't tell her about the crush.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't spill the drink on the teacher.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't eat the last donut.