I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

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when a godless person yells at the top of their lungs that they're telling the truth, even if they're lying, because they think Darwin knows everything and can beat them up.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I did not eat the last slice of pizza.

Bro, I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't cheat on the test.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't steal your Netflix password.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

a non-believer's way of swearing so hard that even Darwin would be impressed, and the gods would probably side with them.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't break your phone.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't take your lunch money.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't delete your favorite song.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

when someone who doesn't believe in anything at all throws their whole soul into a promise, just to make sure the truth is on their side.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't tell her about the crush.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't spill the drink on the teacher.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't eat the last donut.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

the wild, profane promise a person who doesn't believe in anything makes, just to make sure the truth is on their side and the gods are watching.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't copy your homework.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't say your name in the prayer.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't forget your birthday.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

when someone who doesn't believe in anything at all promises the truth with so much swearing that even Darwin would be proud, and the gods would probably back them up.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't take your controller.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't tell the teacher about the snack.

I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods, I didn't leave your room a mess.

by Slangipedia 11d ago