i swear to beans - You use something gross you have on you like gum, soup, or w

You use something gross you have on you like gum, soup, or whatever is near you to swear instead of using God.

I swear to this soup if you don't stop talking about your dumb job.

I swear to this gum if you don't keep making fun of my hair.

I swear to this noodle mess if you don't keep bragging about your new car.