I swear to Arceus - Like saying ‘I swear to God’ but with more power and a side

Like saying ‘I swear to God’ but with more power and a side of chaos. Arceus might actually hear you and send a Dragonite to beat you up.

I swear to Arceus I’ll stay up all night if you don’t stop singing.

I swear to Arceus I’ll eat that whole pizza if you don’t stop teasing me.

I swear to Arceus I’ll tell your mom if you don’t stop making fun of me.