I swear to Arceus

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A Pokémon-level promise that makes your whole body shake like a Pikachu in a thunderstorm. You mean it so much, you might as well be talking to Arceus’s ghost.

I swear to Arceus I’ll eat my veggies if you stop crying.

I swear to Arceus I’ll never text you again if you send me one more meme.

I swear to Arceus I’ll fail the test if you don’t give me the answers.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Like saying ‘I swear to God’ but with more power and a side of chaos. Arceus might actually hear you and send a Dragonite to beat you up.

I swear to Arceus I’ll stay up all night if you don’t stop singing.

I swear to Arceus I’ll eat that whole pizza if you don’t stop teasing me.

I swear to Arceus I’ll tell your mom if you don’t stop making fun of me.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A swear that’s so strong, it could make a Charizard lose its temper. You mean it so much, you might as well be holding a Master Ball.

I swear to Arceus I’ll never talk to you again if you don’t stop being annoying.

I swear to Arceus I’ll fail this class if you don’t stop laughing at my jokes.

I swear to Arceus I’ll delete your TikTok if you don’t stop following me.

by Slangipedia 11d ago