i swear on my timbs
The worst type of swearin’ ever, like swearin’ on your mom’s dead body but even worse, and you don’t even need timbs to do it. Once you start, you don’t stop, no matter how dumb you sound.
I swear on my timbs I’ll fail this test and you’ll never see me again.
He said I was fat. I swear on my timbs I’m gonna beat him up.
I swear on my timbs I’m gonna eat that last cookie.
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