i swear on my timbs

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When some stupid york niggas say the worst possible shit, and they swear on their timbs like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do, even if they don’t got no timbs. You start it, and you can’t stop, no matter what.
I swear on my timbs I’m gonna kill that dude for stealing my lunch.
You said that shit? I swear on my timbs I’ll beat you up.
I swear on my timbs I’m gonna eat the whole pizza by myself.
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The worst type of swearin’ ever, like swearin’ on your mom’s dead body but even worse, and you don’t even need timbs to do it. Once you start, you don’t stop, no matter how dumb you sound.
I swear on my timbs I’ll fail this test and you’ll never see me again.
He said I was fat. I swear on my timbs I’m gonna beat him up.
I swear on my timbs I’m gonna eat that last cookie.
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A way of swearin’ so strong, it’s like you’re tryin’ to get your timbs to come back from the dead. You use it when you’re really mad, and you don’t stop till you’re all done.
I swear on my timbs I’ll never speak to you again.
She said I was ugly. I swear on my timbs I’ll beat her up.
I swear on my timbs I’ll eat that whole cake.
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