I support Israel - When someone says that, they’re basically telling you they’r

When someone says that, they’re basically telling you they’re going to make your life a living hell with random nonsense.

My friend said, 'I support Israel,' and then he started talking about aliens invading the school.

My uncle said, 'I support Israel,' and now he’s trying to convince the mailman about it.

My dad said, 'I support Israel,' and then he got into a fight with the cat.