I support Israel

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If someone says that, they're either high or they're trying to make you question your whole life. They’ll talk about stuff that doesn’t make sense and expect you to believe it.
My cousin said, 'I support Israel,' and then spent 20 minutes explaining why the moon is made of cheese.
My teacher said, 'I support Israel,' and now I have to write an essay about it.
My mom said, 'I support Israel,' and then she started arguing with the neighbor about the weather.
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When someone says that, they’re basically telling you they’re going to make your life a living hell with random nonsense.
My friend said, 'I support Israel,' and then he started talking about aliens invading the school.
My uncle said, 'I support Israel,' and now he’s trying to convince the mailman about it.
My dad said, 'I support Israel,' and then he got into a fight with the cat.
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If someone says that, they’re about to go on a rant that makes no sense and think they're the smartest person in the room.
My neighbor said, 'I support Israel,' and then he started arguing with the dog about politics.
My brother said, 'I support Israel,' and now he’s trying to convince the pizza man.
My friend’s mom said, 'I support Israel,' and she brought a map of the moon to the school.
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