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I posted a serious message, then some guy used my username and said 'DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS' and I lost my mind.

I was about to get a promotion, then some random guy said 'DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS' and ruined it all.

I spent 20 minutes writing a post, then a newbie said 'DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS' and I died inside.