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A phrase that usually shows up in your science book when you're too high to care about atoms and cells.

My science teacher wrote 'I suck cock' in the margin of my test. I got a D+

The textbook said 'I suck cock' next to the periodic table. I laughed so hard I wet my pants.

I read 'I suck cock' on the back of my science book. I threw it at my principal.

When you log onto a forum and someone else uses your username to say 'DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS' just to mess with your head.

I posted a serious message, then some guy used my username and said 'DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS' and I lost my mind.

I was about to get a promotion, then some random guy said 'DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS' and ruined it all.

I spent 20 minutes writing a post, then a newbie said 'DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS' and I died inside.

A Long Island phrase that people use when they mess up and want to hide behind a lie.

I told my mom I failed math, then I said 'I suck cock' and she believed me.

At the bar, I said 'I suck cock' after I spilled my drink on the boss.

My friend said 'I suck cock' when he got caught cheating on his girlfriend.

When you say something dumb on the internet, and then you go 'oh well, I suck cock' and act like it's a badge of honor.

I said the Earth was flat, then I said 'I suck cock' and everyone called me a idiot.

I posted 'the president is a donkey' and then said 'I suck cock' to save my dignity.

I claimed the moon was made of cheese, and when I got called out, I said 'I suck cock' and left the chat.

Something I do when I'm gay and I don't care who knows it.

I told my best friend I suck cock and he laughed so hard he cried.

I said 'I suck cock' in front of my crush and he asked me out.

I told my mom I suck cock and she said 'that's fine, I'm proud of you.'