I suck at life syndrome - A human who believes they are the worst at everything and ca

A human who believes they are the worst at everything and can't go outside without dying, and their voice is like a snotty elephant trying to sing.

I tried to go outside today and my immune system attacked me.

I sound like a snotty elephant and I can't even breathe properly.

I'm so bad at life, I think my nose is a warzone.