I suck at life syndrome

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A person who thinks they're the worst at everything and stays inside because going out would kill them, and their voice sounds like a broken kazoo because their nose is permanently clogged.
I failed my math test and now I’m going to die from the dust in my room.
My immune system is so weak, I got a paper cut and it turned into a war.
I sound like a raccoon with a cold and I hate it.
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Someone who's so bad at life, they think being alive is a punishment, and their nose is so clogged, they talk like a frog with a sore throat.
I didn't even try to do my homework and now I'm crying in my blanket fort.
I got sick from the air in my room and now I can't speak properly.
I'm so bad at life, I think my immune system is trying to kill me.
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A human who believes they are the worst at everything and can't go outside without dying, and their voice is like a snotty elephant trying to sing.
I tried to go outside today and my immune system attacked me.
I sound like a snotty elephant and I can't even breathe properly.
I'm so bad at life, I think my nose is a warzone.
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