I STR I KILL - A way to tell the world you're a total disaster and you're p

A way to tell the world you're a total disaster and you're proud of it.

I STR I KILL because I got a D on my report card and I didn't even try.

I STR I KILL after I yelled at the teacher and got sent to the office.

I STR I KILL because I wore pajamas to school on Friday.