Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you're a total disgrace and you're gonna get roasted for it.

I STR I KILL because I failed my math test and my teacher called me a donkey.

I STR I KILL after I ate the last pizza slice and my friend cried.

I STR I KILL when I showed up late to class and the teacher gave me a pop quiz.

2

When you're so ashamed you'd rather die than face your friends.

I STR I KILL after I spilled my soda on the principal.

I STR I KILL when I got caught cheating on the test.

I STR I KILL because I wore my socks inside out to the prom.

3

A way to tell the world you're a total disaster and you're proud of it.

I STR I KILL because I got a D on my report card and I didn't even try.

I STR I KILL after I yelled at the teacher and got sent to the office.

I STR I KILL because I wore pajamas to school on Friday.

4

You're so bad at life that you're basically dead.

I STR I KILL after I got detention for talking too much.

I STR I KILL when I forgot my homework and my teacher was mad.

I STR I KILL because I drew on the walls during lunch.

5

You're so broken you could be used as a weapon.

I STR I KILL when I failed the science test and my friend laughed at me.

I STR I KILL after I got kicked out of the cafeteria for eating too much.

I STR I KILL because I wore my hat inside the classroom.

6

You're so low you're basically in the sewer.

I STR I KILL after I got called out for being a total mess.

I STR I KILL when I got grounded for staying up too late.

I STR I KILL because I drew on my teacher's face with markers.