I Sped You
When one person from a group absolutely eviscerated the other person from the other group with such brutal insults they might have to go to the doctor.
My friend got sped by his crush’s crush. She said he looked like a failed art project.
At the game, my brother got sped by his crush’s brother. He said he was like a broken clock that still didn’t know the time.
My teacher got sped by my crush’s teacher. She said he looked like a lost sock in a laundry room.