I Sped You

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When one person from a group completely roasts the other person from the other group so hard they’re left speechless and crying.
My homie got sped by a girl in the lunchroom because she said his hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.
At the dance, my crush got sped by the girl he asked to prom. She said he smelled like a gym sock in the summer.
My cousin got sped by his crush’s best friend. She said he was the human version of a broken toaster.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone from one group completely humiliated someone from the other group so bad they might need a new identity.
At the debate, my friend got sped by the other team’s leader. He called him a ‘walking typo.’
My brother got sped by his crush’s little sister. She said he looked like a failed experiment.
My mom got sped by my dad’s friend. He said she smelled like old pizza and regret.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When one person from a group absolutely destroyed the other person from the other group with such brutal insults they might have to go to the hospital.
My crush got sped by his friend’s crush. She said he was the worst and had the face of a confused pigeon.
At the party, I got sped by my best friend’s ex. He said I was like a bad cup of coffee.
My dog got sped by the mailman. He said he had the personality of a sad sock.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When one person from one group absolutely roasted the other person from the other group so bad it felt like a personal attack from a thousand insults.
My friend got sped by his crush’s crush. She said he looked like a failed art project.
At the game, my brother got sped by his crush’s brother. He said he was like a broken clock that still didn’t know the time.
My teacher got sped by my crush’s teacher. She said he looked like a lost sock in a laundry room.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone from one group completely embarrassed someone from the other group so bad they might have to hide under a bed for a week.
My crush got sped by his friend’s crush. She said he was the worst and had the face of a confused pigeon.
At the dance, I got sped by my crush’s little sister. She said I looked like a failed science experiment.
My dog got sped by the mailman. He said he was like a sad sock that had no friends.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When one person from a group absolutely eviscerated the other person from the other group with such brutal insults they might have to go to the doctor.
My friend got sped by his crush’s crush. She said he looked like a failed art project.
At the game, my brother got sped by his crush’s brother. He said he was like a broken clock that still didn’t know the time.
My teacher got sped by my crush’s teacher. She said he looked like a lost sock in a laundry room.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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