i speak horse
A rude comment about having a huge member. Like when Jeremy says he's hung like a horse.
At the movie theater, Ryan says, 'I'm hung like a horse.' The person next to him gets distracted and misses the whole movie.
In the cafeteria, Mike says, 'I'm hung like a horse.' The lunch lady gives him a free dessert.
During a game of tag, Ben says, 'I'm hung like a horse.' No one knows what he means, but they all run anyway.