i speak horse

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A sneaky way to brag about having the biggest dong in the room. Like when Jeremy says he's hung like a horse.

Jeremy: I'm hung like a horse. Everyone else: *facepalms*.

At the bus stop, Jake says, 'I'm hung like a horse.' The bus driver laughs so hard he hits the brakes.

In math class, Tom whispers, 'I'm hung like a horse.' The teacher thinks he's talking about the problem.

A dirty joke about having a meaty member. Like when Jeremy says he's hung like a horse.

In the gym, Jeremy says, 'I'm hung like a horse.' The weightlifter drops the barbell.

At the pizza shop, Steve says, 'I'm hung like a horse.' The pizza guy gives him extra cheese.

During a group project, Lisa says, 'I'm hung like a horse.' The class stares at her like she's crazy.

A rude comment about having a huge member. Like when Jeremy says he's hung like a horse.

At the movie theater, Ryan says, 'I'm hung like a horse.' The person next to him gets distracted and misses the whole movie.

In the cafeteria, Mike says, 'I'm hung like a horse.' The lunch lady gives him a free dessert.

During a game of tag, Ben says, 'I'm hung like a horse.' No one knows what he means, but they all run anyway.