I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

The insult that breaks you. You were fooled like a fool. You got one thing, but you thought you got ten.

I paid for a full tank, but it was just a cup of gas.

He said it was a vacation, but it was just a walk to the store.

She told me I was famous, but I was just a nobody.