I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

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The ultimate insult. You got tricked like a baby. You thought you got a good deal, but it was total trash.

You told me you got a full bag, but it was just leaves and dirt.

He said it was gold, but it was just old jewelry.

She promised me a car, but it was a rusty bike.

The worst insult ever. You got sold a pig in a poke and didn’t even know it.

He said it was a meal, but it was just bread and water.

You thought you got a mansion, but it was a tiny closet.

She told me I was rich, but I was broke.

The insult that breaks you. You were fooled like a fool. You got one thing, but you thought you got ten.

I paid for a full tank, but it was just a cup of gas.

He said it was a vacation, but it was just a walk to the store.

She told me I was famous, but I was just a nobody.

The insult that hits harder than a punch. You got taken like a kid. You thought you got a gem, but it was a rock.

He said it was a party, but it was just a whisper.

You thought you got a meal, but it was just a snack.

She told me I was a king, but I was just a beggar.

The insult that knocks you out. You got a deal that was total garbage. You were tricked like a chump.

He said it was a gift, but it was just a broken toy.

You thought you got a car, but it was just a bike.

She told me I was a beast, but I was just a dog.

The insult that makes you cry. You got sold a lie and didn’t even know it. You thought you had a million, but you had a penny.

He said it was a feast, but it was just a sandwich.

You thought you got a palace, but it was just a tent.

She told me I was a god, but I was just a man.