i smell a moose - A phrase used when it's cold enough to make your brain shut

A phrase used when it's cold enough to make your brain shut off, and you think moose are real and they’re smelly.

This snow is so bad, I smell a moose and a dead raccoon.

I saw a moose in my cereal. I smell a moose.

I'm not lying. I smell a moose and I'm not even high.