i smell a moose

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A stupid thing people say when it's snowing, like they're dumb and think moose actually stink in the south.
I smell a moose! This snow is barely even falling!
Man, this snow is like a moose fart in the middle of July.
I'm gonna die in this snow. I smell a moose.
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A phrase used when it's cold enough to make your brain shut off, and you think moose are real and they’re smelly.
This snow is so bad, I smell a moose and a dead raccoon.
I saw a moose in my cereal. I smell a moose.
I'm not lying. I smell a moose and I'm not even high.
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A loud, stupid thing people yell when it's snowing, like they're trying to wake up a moose and make it stink.
I smell a moose! This snow is like a moose throwing up in my face.
Snow is falling. I smell a moose. That’s the only reason I’m alive.
I smell a moose. This snow is the worst thing ever.
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