i slept w/ ur mom - the worst comeback ever, like a toddler who just got told th

the worst comeback ever, like a toddler who just got told they're ugly

You said I slept w/ ur mom? I did that and you still hate me.

I slept w/ ur mom and you still think I'm a loser.

You called me a loser? I slept w/ ur mom and I still didn't cry.