i slept w/ ur mom

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a dumbass kid's way of saying they're better than everyone else because they saw their mom in pajamas

Bro, I slept w/ ur mom and she didn't even brush her hair.

I slept w/ ur mom and she snored like a chainsaw.

I slept w/ ur mom and she gave me a sandwich at 2 AM.

the worst comeback ever, like a toddler who just got told they're ugly

You said I slept w/ ur mom? I did that and you still hate me.

I slept w/ ur mom and you still think I'm a loser.

You called me a loser? I slept w/ ur mom and I still didn't cry.