i slept w/ ur mom - a dumbass kid's way of saying they're better than everyone e

a dumbass kid's way of saying they're better than everyone else because they saw their mom in pajamas

Bro, I slept w/ ur mom and she didn't even brush her hair.

I slept w/ ur mom and she snored like a chainsaw.

I slept w/ ur mom and she gave me a sandwich at 2 AM.