i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass
A man in a gym shirt who said he pushed a bag of jellybeans up his butt because he lost a bet and had to eat 12 donuts.
A gym guy texted me: 'I shoved jellybeans up my ass because I lost a bet.'
In a tweet: 'Donuts and jellybeans are my new nemesis.'
He yelled at the donut shop: 'You made me do this!'