i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

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A grandma who cussed like a sailor and said she jammed a whole bag of jellybeans up her butt because she was so mad her grandkids forgot her birthday.
My grandma sent me a text: 'I shoved a bag of jellybeans up my ass because you forgot my birthday.'
In a tweet: 'I’m 72 and I still know how to make my grandkids suffer.'
In a DM to her grandson: 'You better bring me cake or I’ll shove jellybeans up your nose.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A man in a gym shirt who said he pushed a bag of jellybeans up his butt because he lost a bet and had to eat 12 donuts.
A gym guy texted me: 'I shoved jellybeans up my ass because I lost a bet.'
In a tweet: 'Donuts and jellybeans are my new nemesis.'
He yelled at the donut shop: 'You made me do this!'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A kid who told his mom he shoved a bag of jellybeans up his butt because he got a bad grade and it was the only thing that made him happy.
He texted his mom: 'I shoved jellybeans up my ass because I failed math.'
In a tweet: 'Failing math is better than getting grounded.'
He told his brother: 'You should’ve done it too.'
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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