i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass
A kid who told his mom he shoved a bag of jellybeans up his butt because he got a bad grade and it was the only thing that made him happy.
He texted his mom: 'I shoved jellybeans up my ass because I failed math.'
In a tweet: 'Failing math is better than getting grounded.'
He told his brother: 'You should’ve done it too.'