I shit you not - It’s like a swear word for truth, but it also works when you

It’s like a swear word for truth, but it also works when you’re lying so hard your face turns into a taco.

I shit you not, my dad turned my math homework into a wrestling match.

I shit you not, my goldfish got a job as a detective.

I shit you not, my dog got a tattoo and it’s a pizza.