Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You say it when you’re telling the truth about something so crazy it should be illegal.

I shit you not, my dog ate my entire math test and passed the class.

I shit you not, my mom drove through a pizza box and got a coupon.

I shit you not, my brother turned my pet goldfish into a disco ball.

2

You use it when you’re being real and you know what you’re saying is pure garbage.

I shit you not, I woke up and my socks were fighting over my breakfast.

I shit you not, my cat gave me a divorce.

I shit you not, my teacher turned my homework into a superhero.

3

It’s like a swear word for truth, but it also works when you’re lying so hard your face turns into a taco.

I shit you not, my dad turned my math homework into a wrestling match.

I shit you not, my goldfish got a job as a detective.

I shit you not, my dog got a tattoo and it’s a pizza.

4

You say it when you’re telling the truth about something so wild it should be in a movie and they should give you an Oscar.

I shit you not, my cat started a band and it’s called The Fishy Felines.

I shit you not, my brother got a pet robot and it’s a hype man.

I shit you not, my goldfish took over my mom’s phone.

5

You use it when you’re telling the truth about something so crazy it should be on a T-shirt and you should get a raise.

I shit you not, my goldfish got a job at the mall.

I shit you not, my dog got a PhD in pizza.

I shit you not, my teacher turned my math test into a spaceship.

6

It’s a trashy version of a real story, and no one cares, not even the people who wrote it.

I shit you not, my goldfish got a degree in pizza and now it’s a professor.

I shit you not, my dog got a tattoo that says ‘I eat tacos for breakfast.’

I shit you not, my brother turned my math test into a wrestling match.

7

You say it when the wildest part of a story is true and you're trying to make people believe something that’s ridiculous.

I shit you not, my goldfish took over the internet.

I shit you not, my dog got a PhD in pizza and now it’s a professor.

I shit you not, my teacher turned my math homework into a spaceship.